What do you call an intoxicated skateboarder/snowboarder/surfer that does some super crazy things, and lands himself in a jail cell? A stereotype. An inebriated Shaun White was arrested after allegedly smashing the piss out of an innocent pay phone, pulling a fire alarm, and getting into scuffles with two individuals that did their best to keep the “flying tomato” from making a getaway in a cab.

While no word has surfaced as to how the black eye appeared on the extreme sport champion of the universe, I’m just choosing to stick to my hypothesis that  the angry phone called him a turd muncher and flung a snot rocket at him, a mere millisecond before Shaun responded with a swift headbutt that the phone was well prepared for. Shaun then took off in fear, pulled a fire alarm for quick assistance and forgot how to move without having a board shape object attached to his feet.

In a statement made by Shaun White on his Facebook fan page, he had this to say: “I want to apologize for the unwise choices I made over the weekend and for any inconvenience it caused my family, friends, business partners, the hotel and their guests. I was celebrating a happy occasion with a ton of family and friends and got carried away. I’m truly sorry for my poor behavior.”

Anna Paquin gives birth to twins. The True Blood actress Anna Paquin and her husband, True Blood actor Stephen Moyer, have welcomed twins, People reported Tuesday. “We can confirm that Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer recently welcomed their twins into the world,” said a rep for the pair. “The babies were born a few weeks early, but are in good health and both Mom and Dad are overjoyed.”

These are the first children together for Paquin, 30, and Moyer, 42, who were married in August 2010. Moyer has two children — daughter Lilac, 10, and son Billy, 12 — from previous relationships. ”The babies were born a few weeks early, but are in good health and both mom and dad are overjoyed,” a rep told E! News.

The couple, who met on the set of TV show True Blood, married in August 2010. They have just finished filming the fifth season of the show. Paquin won the Oscar for Best Actress in a Supporting Role in 1994, aged 11, for her role in Jane Campion’s film The Piano. Paquin’s older sister, Katya, is the partner of New Zealand’s Green Party co-leader Russel Norman.

Earlier this year Moyer spoke with The Advocate about the responsibility he and his wife feel to be politically active. “I’ve always been a flag-waving, bleeding-heart liberal,” he said. “Anna and I have very similar feelings about a lot of that stuff, including LGBT causes, so we support each other in it. Being in the public eye has its benefits when you can be the face of something important and raise money for a charity that wouldn’t otherwise have had that profile.”

Emma stepped out looking stunning on the red carpet, but her dress slipped causing a serious wardrobe malfunction!

The 22-year-old looked donned a champagne-colored Armani dress which later drew attention for exposing her taped nipple! Emma appeared to have quickly fixed the mishap, but it definitely looked a little embarrassing. Needless to say, The Perks of the Being a Wallflower actress beamed in her three-layered lace and embroidered dress at the L.A. premiere — and she definitely handled the wardrobe malfunction like a pro.

Ironically, the “Harry Potter” actress spoke in Glamour magazine’s October issue about how she’s come to be quite paranoid about wardrobe malfunctions on the red carpet.

“Yeah, I have to (work with a stylist) at this point,” she told the magazine. “When I was younger, I used to do it all myself, but I’ve had to get help because it’s gotten to a stage where I can’t show up in my Converses or whatever I bought from High Street.

“And just practically, these gowns are ridiculous. You’e being photographed from every angle, so not only do you have to consider how the thing looks, but whether you’re going to be able to sit in it and whether people are going to be able to see up your skirt.”

In what was one of the scariest scenes in the history of live television, longtime wrestling announcer and former in-ring performer Jerry Lawler suffered a heart attack on Monday Night Raw. The event continued during the episode that saw paramedics immediately respond to the fallen announcer and administer CPR. Lawler was brought to the locker room and transported to a local Montreal hospital. During the telecast, Lawler’s broadcast partner,Micahel Cole, updated the WWE Universe on the health status throughout the remainder of the show. At the conclusion of the telecast, Cole announced to the WWE Universe that “Jerry Lawler’s condition is stabilized, he is breathing on his own.”

A native of Memphis, with bright blue eyes and a baby face into his 60s, Lawler describes himself as loved in his hometown but hated in his wrestling federation, “where his arrogant, egotistical attitude got him into feuds with former WWF champ Bret Hart and federation head Vince McMahon.”

He started wrestling in 1970 in Memphis, where he won multiple regional championships and the Mid-South Wrestling circuit. He career had gone national by the mid-1970s, and he continued to wrestle for decades. In recent years, he has been known better as a commentator. ”We are hopeful Jerry makes a full recovery and returns to WWE in the near future. Our thoughts are with Jerry and his family,” the WWE said on its website.

Jerry Lawler, who should always be remembered as the guy who wrestled Andy Kaufman and then slapped him on David Letterman, suffered a heart attack live on ‘WWE Monday Night Raw’ last night in Montreal. And since this is WWE, they just panned the camera around so you couldn’t see paramedics giving him CPR 10 feet away from the ring.

  Rihanna has paid tribute to her late grandmother with a large tattoo of the Egyptian goddess Isis below her breasts.

Rihanna had a busy weekend. The pop star was in London to perform with Jay-Z and Coldplay at the Paralympics Closing Ceremony but she also took some time out to get a huge new tattoo, and tell Piers Morgan to “grow a d— fast” when he tweeted that she should grow her hair back.

Ahead of her appearance at closing ceremony in London on Sunday night, Rihanna tweeted out her latest piece of ink, in honor of her late grandmother, who passed away earlier this summer. She posted the topless photo to her Instagram, proudly displaying her latest tat, which is of the goddess Isis and is located under her breasts.

Isis, according to Egyptian mythology, was worshipped by the lower classes, the oppressed and artists as the “ideal mother and wife as well as the patron of nature and magic.” Rihanna’s grandmother was a big part of her life until her death. She passed away in July after a lengthy battle with cancer and was buried later that month in Barbados.

Her beloved grandmother, Clara “Dolly” Brathwaite, passed away earlier this summer after a battle with cancer.

A Very emotional Andy Roddick has retired after a 4 set loss to seventh-seeded Juan Martin del Potro, 6-7 (1), 7-6 (4), 6-2, 6-4. The 30-year-old American who won his only Grand Slam tournament here in 2003, left the sport for good Wednesday, but he went down with a fight and huge support from the Arthur Ashe Stadium crowd.

Roddick, who declared last Thursday that he would be retiring from tennis after this year’s U.S. Open, is the last American male tennis player to win a Grand Slam singles title. In fact, since his 2003 U.S. Open title, he and Andre Agassi are the only American male players to even appear in the finals of a slam.

Roddick finishes with a 612-213 career record, including 32 singles titles and four doubles titles. He went 23-16 this season as the No. 22 player in the world.

Andy Roddick sat in his changeover chair, covering his face with a white towel, after sailing a running forehand long on the last point. He choked up during an on-court speech at Arthur Ashe Stadium, telling the crowd, “Oh, wow. For the first time in my career, I’m not sure what to say.”

“Since I was a kid, I’ve been coming to this tournament. I felt lucky just to sit where all of you are sitting today, to watch this game, to see the champions that have come and gone,” Roddick told the fans. “I’ve loved every minute of it.”

What will Andy do next?

Andy and his wife, model and actress Brooklyn Decker, have been married a few years, they may choose to start a family now. Turning 30 is a huge milestone in anyone’s life and this may be the perfect time to transition from international tennis star to family man. I am not so sure that this retirement will mean that Andy will be out of the public eye. With an outgoing and affable personality as his, I have a feeling we may even see him on television, as a guest commentator or analysis. His effervescent personality cries for this sort of occupation. I am sure we will soon see what Andy has in mind.

The L.A. County coroner’s office reportedly does not see any reason to review Michael Clarke Duncan’s death case.

It has been confirmed that actor Michael Clarke Duncan died of natural causes.

According to the Los Angeles Times, a doctor has signed the Green Mile star’s death certificate. On Tuesday, Craig Harvey of the coroner’s office said that there was nothing to suggest officials needed to review the case. It was noted that Duncan had heart problems and was under medical care.

Duncan, 54, died Monday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles after suffering a heart attack in July. He did not recover following the attack. A private, invitation-only memorial for Duncan has been scheduled for next Monday. Famed preacher Bishop Charles Blake will lead the ceremony and Dr. H. Beecher Hicks is slated to perform the eulogy. For the public, a viewing of the Oscar-nominated thespian’s casket will be held at the Hall of Liberty in Forest Lawn in Los Angeles.

But putting Duncan to rest won’t be without a scandal. It’s been reported that a woman, claiming to be the actor’s daughter, is attempting to extort his estate for financial gain, telling his family she wants “what’s mine.” Marqay Ambrose, 32, was recently interviewed by My Fox Chicago. Claiming that Duncan is her father and that the two hadn’t spoken in 11 years. “The only thing that really bothers me about him passing,” she said, “is that we didn’t fix it. That’s the only thing that I hate.”

Meanwhile, sources close to Duncan say that while he did date Ambrose’s mother, he did not believe Ambrose was his child. “He was in the hospital for 53 days, and she never once reached out or tried to talk to him then,” the source said. “It was the day he died that she started calling his mother saying ‘I want what’s mine’ and trying to get money from her.”

Ambrose has denied trying to extort money from the family.

Duncan passed away at a Los Angeles hospital on September 3. He was 54.