So it's been a little while since I've graced you with my presence, but never fear. I'm still here! While the celebrity world is still full of jailbird Paris, bald Britney and Firebush Lohan, there is a whole sector that we are overlooking: The DVD and theatre market!
Thanks to my friend Mr. Skin, he's given me a little thing that'll keep you updated with all the latest in movie nudes. Want to know where Nicole Kidman's beaver is exposed or where her golden globes are shining? The Mr. Skin minute will show you where you need to fast forward to! Enjoy!
In an article posted by the Associated Press, Nicole Richie was charged today with a misdemeanor DUI following the December 11, 2006, traffic stop in which she was found driving the wrong way down the 134 freeway in Burbank, CA. Richie later admitted to taking Viocodin and smoking pot. She later told some friends that the Vicodin was to help ease menstrual cramps, but are we supposed to believe that ANY store in the US was missing a Midol shipment? That is just 1 item that every store has to carry in order to protect the well being of cashiers and all those around PMS'ing women!
Under California law, Nicole Richie is now facing mandatory jail time that could land her in jail for 90 days to 1 year. On February 21st, Nicole Richie will step forth into an LA courtroom for her arraignment. It looks like her 2003 guilty plea to possession of heroin isn't helping this case 1 bit. On the bright side, networks are scurrying to pick up a new reality show that'll feature Nicole Richie getting her salad tossed in a jail cell by her cellmate!
In some shocking news, Anna Nicole Smith (aka Vickie Lynn Hogan) has passed away. While in her room at the Hard Rock Cafe and Casino in Hollywood, Fl, Anna Nicole Smith collapsed. When the rescue unit responded, she was unresponsive. She was then transferred to Memorial Regional Hospital where she died nearly an hour later.
Anna Nicole Smith's life was hardly uncontroversial or uneventful. Anna Nicole Smith first gained notoriety as a busty Playboy model. After giving stiffies to most of the men in America (and marking a place on my wall with her super sexy wet t-shirt ad for Guess), she broke all of our hearts by marrying a stiff 89 year old Texas oil tycoon named J. Howard Marshall II in 1994. After his passing, she was awarded a $474 million judgment which was then cut to $89 million and then chopped to $0. In May, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that Smith could continue to pursue the fortune in federal courts in California despite a Texas state court ruling that Marshall’s youngest son was the sole heir. It didn't matter though...The marriage was all about love, right?
Other notable events in Anna's life included the ballooning of her body which was archived in her own reality TV series, The Anna Nicole Smith Show. While watching that show which was the highest rated on VH1, we learned that if her brains were as big as her tits, she'd be a genius...but that her brains were in fact much smaller to the point of non existence. After the show, Anna dropped all of her weight, returning back to the vixen she once was while landing a spokes model position for TrimSpa. On Tuesday, she was named in a class action suit against the Trimspa pill claiming that no pill can promote weight loss, but I guess her involvement in this case will now be nil.
Anna grabbed her most recent headlines when Smith's 20-year-old son Daniel died in her hospital room while visiting Smith after the birth of her daughter. A coroner's report ruled that the death was caused by an overdose of anti-depressants and methadone. After that blow to her, paternity testing ensued to find out the daughter's real father. It looks like the whole inheritance/child support thing has come full swing. Unfortunately Anna Nicole Smith is gone, and all of this battling will be done while she is departed.
RIP Anna Nicole Smith (November 28, 1967 - February 8, 2007). You were a beautiful woman that has kept this country entertained for many years. You will be missed.
Virgin Territory With Paris Hilton And Jenna Jameson
If you put Jenna Jameson together with Paris Hilton, what would you get? ::waiting:: Time is up! You would get the princess of porno and the princess of everything else on a reality show called Virgin Territory. At least that's what you get if you are a producer named Kevin Blatt (a.k.a. K-Bizzle, a.k.a the guy who brought us all the Paris Hilton Sex Tape). The 2 starlets have been contacted to star in an upcoming reality show in which "a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land."
Apparently the premise is that these 2 ladies will help to get these guys laid, or maybe they will give the winning virgin a threesome that he'll never forget. Who really knows what the premise is, but you'd better believe that the ratings for a show like this would be through the roof. Be on the lookout for Blatt to unveil giant billboards in Times Square and in Los Angeles; soliciting actual virgins who are too cheap to pay for a hooker. "Finding virgins in NYC or Los Angeles is no easy task," says Blatt. I think he's right. They'd better administer lie detectors to all contestants, because I'll definitely be applying to stick my ween into these two hussies...and lord knows I've banged multiple celebs throughout my life, *including Jennifer Garner last night!
Paris Hilton has a droopy eyelid that I never noticed (ya... I missed the South Park episode)...until now! I was usually too busy looking at her tits and those DSL's of hers! Page Six reported that Paris Hilton and her hotter sister Nicky Hilton visited a plastic surgeon to fix her sagging left eyelid. After popping in blue contacts recently which she was advised against by her doctor, her left eyelid which was supposedly previously lifted began to droop once again. Although Paris and her representative Elliot Mintz deny any past cosmetic work, I tend to believe the opposite of what spews from her mouth. Six year ago, she was rumored to have had surgery to lift her lids, and the muscles in her left eye were damaged causing her left eye to sag like the pants on a suburban white teenager.
While it's very admirable that it's not her tits she's getting enhanced, I think it's silly to deny a past surgery on something as simple and unnoticed as an eyelid. The only other answer to her newly developed eye irritation would have to be the amount of cum she has taken to the face over the course of her career. I've seen a few girls who have gotten the pink eye surprise and the result after being cleaned up looks very similar.
So what is it Paris? a botched surgery or too many loads to the face? Keep an eye out (no pun intended) and see if her lids are lifted anytime soon...my bet is that she'll disappear for a few weeks while she's hiding from the light in a giant pair of blue blockers.
So maybe Lindsay Lohan does have a brain aside from the 2 bulging bubbles on her chest. At 2:30 on Wednesday, Lindsay checked her alcoholic ass into the Wonderland Center rehab facility in Laurel Canyon (as reported by US Online)...That is in LA for all of you that aren't plastics rolling Bentley's down Rodeo Blvd.
In a statement issued by Lindsay, she had this to say: "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well-wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."
Today starts the official "How Long Will Lindsay Last" pool at the local watering hole. While we could be betting on how long it'll be before she checks herself out of the clinic, we are actually betting on how many shots it'll take before she passes out after she loses a bit of her tolerance from a few hours laying off the hooch. Her current limit is 36 shots of Jagermeister, but my money is on 18 after she makes a break for it. While this may be near alcohol poisoning for most of us, it's known that celebrity alcoholics can consume much more than the average drunk.
Don't worry Lindsay. You aren't the only celebrity hottie that can pound em' like an Irishman on St. Patricks Day! Paula Abdul has been hitting it hard, Courtney Love has never met a drink she hasn't devoured, Nicole Richie can drink like a fish without ever gaining weight and we all know Britney Spears loves her booze more than her babies!
Lindsay Lohan Gives Us A Nice View Of Her Big Boobs
Who knew that beanpole celebrities could possess heavy hangers? In this photo snapped of Lindsay Lohan getting into a car, we get an excellent side view of her bulging milk bubbles. After examining this photo closely, I've come to the conclusion that her plastic surgeon has attached some seriously realistic looking bolt on's that hang like real hooters, or that one of her doctors has introduced a miraculous diet that takes the fat pounds that'd normally attach to a woman's thighs and redirected them to the lady’s chest. Regardless, the trend of celebrities not possessing underwear or bras isn't something that I'll get sick of anytime soon!
I'll be back in a few days ladies and gentleman. I'll be heading to Vegas to spend some time with pornstars, celebrities and webmaster nerds. If you need a daily fix of celebrity smut while I'm away, check out these sites: Mr Skin | Paparazzi Exposed | Female Stars | Nitro Celebs
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