Days after superstar Rihanna was pummeled by her boyfriend Chris Brown, TMZ shocked the world by releasing a photo of Rihanna after Chris Brown beat her up. While the news had been dropping little asides about the incident, I definitely wasn’t expecting her face to look like a piece of pizza with extra anchovies. This wasn’t a simple case of a man putting his hands on a woman, but instead a full on beat down that should never be administered to a woman.

If this doesn’t end Chris Brown’s career, than I don’t know what will. For those who haven’t boycotted his products yet, I’d say now is a great time. Rihanna is a beautiful woman, and should never been seen looking any less beautiful than she does at Female Stars. Get well soon Rihanna!

Salma Hayek has been the subject of lust for more than a few men. The spicy Mexican American actress has once of the sexiest asses on the planet, her tummy is tighter than a drum, and her perky boobs have been deemed suckable by millions! After a visit to Sierra Leone, a sick baby boy has done what millions have only dreamed of.

While playing worldwide celebrity and attempting to spread cheer in Sierra Leone which has the highest rate of infant mortality of any nation, she met a newborn that caught her attention. The baby had been born on the same day as her own, but 1 year later. While this would cause most mothers to smile and reminisce about the day their baby was born, Salma Hayek decided to do something much different: Salma Hayek unbuttoned her shirt and let the baby breastfeed from her lactating milk bubbles.

Instead of thinking her actions were a bit strange, Salma Hayek’s reaction was that of a cheating mother who was spreading her breast milk all around the world. While I’m not sure her baby will feel like her mother is giving her milk away to all those lining up, I’d be willing to think that quite a few men out there sharing the same birthday as her baby will be hoping that they are given the same treat!

I am a big fan of lesbians. Lesbians and the porn associated with lesbians is devoid of penis, thus allowing me to watch all of it without having to wince as my entire TV screen fills with man meat. Lesbians are also women, and women have vaginas, and I love vaginas. Being as lesbian porn has 2 or more vaginas and a couple sets of boobs, I am a happy man. It’s no wonder I enjoy a bit of The L Word once a week, and the occasional nudity that comes along with it.

During the last episode of The L Word, Katherine Moennig (who is the cousin of Gwyneth Paltrow) got down and dirty with Mia Kirshner in the bedroom, showing some tiny titty action. While it would have been about a billion times better if Mia Kirshner had flashed some nipple, we’ll take what we can get. Some Katherine Moennig lesbian nudity is better than nothing!

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If you haven’t seen Zack and Miri Make A Porno, that your time is coming on February 3rd to get to the store, and buy that Blu-ray disc! Once you do, not only will you roll around on the floor laughing your rump off, but you will also be exposed to a plethora of celebrity poontang (and some Jason Mewes penis).

Among those naked in Zack and Miri Make A Porno include Katie Morgan (which I’ve never actually seen with clothes ON),  Marie Blanchard naked in a strip club along with several other topless dancers, and some full frontal nudity featuring Jason Mewes.

While I could talk about the plot a bit, I know you’re not interested in that. Instead, just enjoy the screencaps below and visit Mr. Skin to see more great nude celebrity moments in film!

Let’s face it. Gwyneth Paltrow is about as exciting as a college course about underwater beach wood whittling, but she’s still an A-List celebrity somehow. She’s never had the flare, stunning looks or passion for any role, but she was nailing Brad Pitt for a couple years so that pretty much cemented her status without any actual work.

I take it back…Gwyneth Paltrow has been exciting to watch when she’s doing 1 of 2 things: Portraying a chubber in Shallow Hal or flashing some nipple in the new film Two Lovers! Thanks to the guys at Egotastic, they snagged some screencaps of Gwyneth Paltrow popping her boob out in the movie, and I must admit that through the years, she’s managed to keep her body looking pretty damn good! Dare I say she looks better now than when she was totally naked getting nailed in Sylvia? You be the judge!

Gwyneth Paltrow Naked On The Big Screen
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Gwyneth Paltrow Flashes Her Nipple In Two Lovers

It seems as if Amy Winehouse has decided to follow in the footsteps of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan by getting naked just about anywhere she goes. This time, Amy Winehouse decided to take off her top while at Caribbean paradise St Lucia. She’s definitely not my idea of a super hot celebrity, but a naked celebrity is still a naked celebrity.

Some are saying that her stomach pooch may be a sign of Amy Winehouse returning back to a normal lifestyle, but I’d be willing to bet that the stomach bump is nothing more than a result of some serious binge drinking. I’m also not normally a fan of boob jobs, but it looks like these celebrity boobs may need some augmentation before they turn into something you’d see in the pages of National Geographic!

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