In the December-January issue of Playboy, Hugh Hefner has decided to place none other than Tara Leigh Patrick…aka Carmen Electra on the cover of his 55th anniversary issue. The ex-Baywatch star (as well as a consistent piece of eye candy in Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Disaster Movie) has officially landed the top spot on my MILF Meter, as well as her 5th feature in Playboy Magazine. At 36 years old, I’m beginning to wonder what fountain this beauty is drinking from to instill her eternal youth…or why Michael Jackson hasn’t called her plastic surgeon to fix up his gnarly grill!

While this Pussycat Doll dancer isn’t selling millions of records like her counterparts, the Playboy spread shows us all that her Pussycat is actually trimmed like a Playboy bunny! Check out the pictures below of Carmen Electra in the 55th anniversary edition of Playboy Magazine, and be sure to buy one at the newsstands.

If buying Playboy Magazine isn’t your thing, why not indulge yourself by checking out Playboy Cyber Club? It’s the only place where you can see all of the celebrity babes who have posed for Playboy Magazine over the years!

Regardless of how much fur Khloe Kardashian has worn, how many leather purses she flaunts, or how much animal flesh she gnaws on, PETA decided that their newest ad campaign should feature Khloe Kardashian naked. While it’s debatable as to how much she cherishes the well being of helpless animals, it’s not debatable that her naked photo was run through Photoshop a few times.

Khloe might not be anywhere near this hot in person, but this campaign has worked in 3 beautiful things.

1. They avoided giving Khloe Kardashian a nice normal hair style that would scream elegance, and instead opted to make sure that she had a head full of sex hair.
2. They managed to photoshop the picture of Khloe Kardashian enough to make her celebrity boobs look lumpier than my aunt’s potatoes on Thanksgiving.
3. They shaped Khloe Kardashian’s chubby undefined ass to make it look like no love handles are present, while giving her some seductive curvature!

If Khloe Kardashian looks at this nude photo of herself and gets motivated, we may damn well have another super sexy Kardashian! If she can pull it off, I’m all for a Khloe Kardashian sex tape to go on my shelf next to my Kim Kardashian sex tape. How about you?

In case you haven’t seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, check it out here!

Visanthe Shiancoe has made quite a splash in the NFL this year as a tight end for the Minnesota Vikings, but it was what happened after the game that has earned him the most ‘exposure’. As interviews were going on, Visanthe Shiancoe let his towel slip, exposing his dick to anybody watching the post show. While this would be an embarrassing moment for most, I’m sure that what ensued has filled his dating calendar with 3 ladies a night for the next 120 years.

Whether or not this was a mistake is up in the air, but it’s certain that any woman who didn’t used to like football, now does…and is a Minnesota Viking fan. In case you missed it during game day, here is the picture of Visanthe Shiancoe naked in the locker room that your wife/girlfriend/gay-boyfriend has been looking for! From here on out, I will now refer to Visanthe Shiancoe as “Horseman”.

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Marisa Tomei has had her share of nudity in several movies over the years, yet she has managed to maintain that innocent girl next door persona through it all. As of today, that has officially gone out the window! In the new movie The Wrestler starring Mickey Rourke, Marisa Tomei plays a stripper named Cassidy. Sure the stripper theme is common in movie nudity, but what officially files Marisa Tomei into the ‘dirty thought’ department in my mind, is the fact that Marisa Tomei has pierced nipples!

Ok, so they say that Marisa Tomei’s pierced nipples aren’t permanent, but after seeing her gyrating with her little pierced nips twinkling in the light, I’d strongly suggest to Marisa Tomei that she keep them for the future. Aside from the Marisa Tomei nude scenes, The Wrestler seems like it’ll make a real splash come December 19th. After all, who doesn’t want to see the return of Mickey Rourke as a washed up wrestler and Marisa Tomeinude in several scenes as a pierced stripper?

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Hayley Marie Norman isn’t exactly a major celebrity having starred in such gems as Trailer Park of Terror or Tranny McGuyver, but her parts in Hancock and Norbit put her on the radar. After her newest role in Crash as a sexy hooker named Justice that is begging to have sex with an up and coming rap star named Panic, I strongly believe that if Hayley Marie Norman isn’t brought up to A-List celebrity status very soon, that Hayley Marie Norman’s boobs should at least be inaugurated!

Supposedly Hayley Marie Norman has three upcoming films in 2009, but no word is out on whether or not her giant natural juggs will make another onscreen appearance. Just in case she doesn’t bare her beautiful milk bubbles again, have a look at Hayley Marie Norman’s boobs on Crash!

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Some of you might know Keri Russell as the goody 2 shoes star of the WB show Felicity or as Lyla in August Rush. Those of you who do know her, will no doubt describe her as a perfect Angel, that would never do anything slightly risqué or mildly offensive to the geriatric crowd. Thanks to Details Magazine, this assumption has now gone out the window.

In these semi-sensual photos we learn a few things:

• Keri Russel likes to bathe in uncomfortable positions while wearing white t-shirts.

• After Keri Russel gets sick of bathing in an uncomfortable position, she loves to lay back in her wet white shirt, exposing some nipple and a perfectly sculpted cameltoe through her flesh colored panties.

• After Keri Russel takes her strange bath, she likes to put on a goofy hat and lay in bed. Of course she likes to cover up, but 1 nipple refuses to be silenced by a bulky comforter. Thanks to that defiant nipple, we all get to see the Keri Russel nipple slip that we’ve been dreaming of!

• Once she is done napping, Keri Russel enjoys wearing skin tight mini skirts and mounting giant teddy bears.

• It’s official…when I die, I want to come back as Keri Russel’s teddy bear.