Salma Hayek has been the subject of lust for more than a few men. The spicy Mexican American actress has once of the sexiest asses on the planet, her tummy is tighter than a drum, and her perky boobs have been deemed suckable by millions! After a visit to Sierra Leone, a sick baby boy has done what millions have only dreamed of.

While playing worldwide celebrity and attempting to spread cheer in Sierra Leone which has the highest rate of infant mortality of any nation, she met a newborn that caught her attention. The baby had been born on the same day as her own, but 1 year later. While this would cause most mothers to smile and reminisce about the day their baby was born, Salma Hayek decided to do something much different: Salma Hayek unbuttoned her shirt and let the baby breastfeed from her lactating milk bubbles.

Instead of thinking her actions were a bit strange, Salma Hayek’s reaction was that of a cheating mother who was spreading her breast milk all around the world. While I’m not sure her baby will feel like her mother is giving her milk away to all those lining up, I’d be willing to think that quite a few men out there sharing the same birthday as her baby will be hoping that they are given the same treat!

Regardless of how much fur Khloe Kardashian has worn, how many leather purses she flaunts, or how much animal flesh she gnaws on, PETA decided that their newest ad campaign should feature Khloe Kardashian naked. While it’s debatable as to how much she cherishes the well being of helpless animals, it’s not debatable that her naked photo was run through Photoshop a few times.

Khloe might not be anywhere near this hot in person, but this campaign has worked in 3 beautiful things.

1. They avoided giving Khloe Kardashian a nice normal hair style that would scream elegance, and instead opted to make sure that she had a head full of sex hair.
2. They managed to photoshop the picture of Khloe Kardashian enough to make her celebrity boobs look lumpier than my aunt’s potatoes on Thanksgiving.
3. They shaped Khloe Kardashian’s chubby undefined ass to make it look like no love handles are present, while giving her some seductive curvature!

If Khloe Kardashian looks at this nude photo of herself and gets motivated, we may damn well have another super sexy Kardashian! If she can pull it off, I’m all for a Khloe Kardashian sex tape to go on my shelf next to my Kim Kardashian sex tape. How about you?

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In case you haven’t seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, check it out here!

Some of you might know Keri Russell as the goody 2 shoes star of the WB show Felicity or as Lyla in August Rush. Those of you who do know her, will no doubt describe her as a perfect Angel, that would never do anything slightly risqué or mildly offensive to the geriatric crowd. Thanks to Details Magazine, this assumption has now gone out the window.

In these semi-sensual photos we learn a few things:

• Keri Russel likes to bathe in uncomfortable positions while wearing white t-shirts.

• After Keri Russel gets sick of bathing in an uncomfortable position, she loves to lay back in her wet white shirt, exposing some nipple and a perfectly sculpted cameltoe through her flesh colored panties.

• After Keri Russel takes her strange bath, she likes to put on a goofy hat and lay in bed. Of course she likes to cover up, but 1 nipple refuses to be silenced by a bulky comforter. Thanks to that defiant nipple, we all get to see the Keri Russel nipple slip that we’ve been dreaming of!

• Once she is done napping, Keri Russel enjoys wearing skin tight mini skirts and mounting giant teddy bears.

• It’s official…when I die, I want to come back as Keri Russel’s teddy bear.

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Aside from watching the NFL games all day and twiddling around on the computer, I have three things that I like to indulge in on Sunday nights: True Blood, Californication and Entourage. Last week on Entourage, they brought back my favorite celebrity babe, Emmanuelle Chriqui. Those of you who watch Entourage may know her as Sloane.

Seeing her back in action as E’s ex-girlfriend was quite a pleasant surprise. I thought she had been written off, but her return unfortunately meant the return of the redheaded gremlin that we all know as Seth Green. While I doubt that Emmanuelle Chriqui’s return will mean any nude scenes, one never knows! Until Emmanuelle Chriqui peels off her clothes on the big screen, we’ll have to make due with what we have. Enjoy these pictures of Emmanuelle Chriqui in a see through top showing off her perky celebrity boobs. Not only does this celeb have a hot set of buns, but her celebrity nipples are absolutely perfect. God bless flash bulbs and women that don’t wear bras!

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Yes, these photos were taken a long time ago, but after seeing an old episode of America’s Next Top Model on TV long after anybody should be awake, I thought it’d be nice to rekindle my love of the milfy crackhead by re-posting these upskirt photos of Janice Dickinson.

Clearly this plastic aged brunette Barbie Doll is beyond inebriated, but it’s also very obvious that she is well aware of the placement of her pantyhose poon cover. Unfortunately (or fortunately, if you’re not into mature meth heads) the pooty cover is covering her D-List love hole, but the positions that she’s contorted herself into make it quite obvious that this cougar would be just that in the bedroom.

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English beauty Jennifer Ellison is a woman that I’ve never been turned on to…until now. Of course I speak figuratively and literally when I say that, and I thought I should show you all why. Jennifer Ellison is best known for playing Emily Shadwick in the soap opera Brookside and as Meg Giry in the 2004 film adaptation of The Phantom of the Opera. She is a former girlfriend of Steven Gerrard, the Liverpool and England footballer. All I can wonder at this point is how Steven Gerrard let this amazing blonde minx get away!

Ellison is currently featured in Maxim magazine’s Girls of Maxim gallery, but I must tell you that it has nothing on the eye candy that she handed out to us all in Loaded Magazine! Looking through these photos, I am motivated to write her a super sappy love poem. I’m tempted to frolic around a green pasture in a white smock and in a headband made of daffidels. Ahh, who am I kidding. After seeing Jennifer Ellison showing off her amazing milk bubbles and her perfectly sculpted ass in sexy fishnet pantyhose, I’m considering calling one of those 1-900 chat lines and kicking back to watch some Skin-a-max on demand!

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