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Anne Hathaway In Vogue Spread

Posted by admin On October - 28 - 2008

I remember the days when Anne Hathaway was such a sweet, innocent actress, making her name known by being the star in cutesy films such as The Princess Diaries and The Devil Wears Prada. My how the apple has fallen far from the tree, as it has with countless post-Disney stars. While there is no nudity which Anne Hathaway clearly isn’t opposed to as evidenced in Brokeback Mountain, Anne had no problem posing in her panties and with a cigarette with Vogue Magazine. Enjoy the pictures below!

I know you want to see Anne Hathaway nude in Brokeback Mountain… See her naked at Mr. Skin now!

Madonna Dumped Due To Lack Of Sex

Posted by admin On October - 27 - 2008

When you marry Madonna, you do so because of 5 things:

1. She’s got more money than what the US banking system needed to be bailed out.
2. She has the most amazing MILF body on the entire planet, that looks like it’s been chiseled out of fine marble by Michelangelo himself.
3. Her British accent makes my private part tingle…especially since it’s fake and she recreated the British tongue so well. I wonder what else that tongue of hers can do.
4. She can sing Like A Virgin at a Karaoke bar, and sound just like the original.
5. After seeing the pictures and videos, you know that she’d be giving up her billionaire booty on a nightly basis.

Apparently if all five of these facts are upheld, than Madonna is more than wife worthy. Take away one, and Madge can kick rocks…Especially if the one thing Madonna drops is the nightly sexcapades.

According to London’s Daily Mail, Guy Ritchie put a halt to the marriage when Madonna’s 4 hour gym sessions cut into their bedroom workouts. Any man can tell you that having to schedule sex, makes sex about as fun as a visit to the proctologist.

Being that Madonna is 50 and Guy Ritchie is worth just as much, he decided that the thing to do is to drop the ball and chain, confront his midlife crisis, and bang as many hot starfuckers as possible. Can you blame him? If you were in his position, you’d do the same, but since you aren’t and you’d give your left nut to see Madonna lying naked in your bed, I figure some pictures of Madonna naked might be the next best thing.  Here’s to divorce, and a newly single diva on the market for all of us single men to try and woo!

See more of Madonna naked only at Mr. Skin!

Heidi Montag Banished From Heidiwood

Posted by admin On October - 22 - 2008

In news that is estimated crumble the hearts of millions of people worldwide, the clothing line Heidiwood will not be renewed for a second season in Anchor Blue stores. Anchor Blue spokeswoman Marla broke the news to NYMag this afternoon.

“We just felt that the one year was a great year for both of us, and we’re looking into other options,” she explained. “We really found that we want to explore … what style really means to our girl … and that doesn’t necessarily mean a celebrity brand. It really means fashion and comfort, and we can really accomplish that with our own brand… We’re taking a completely new style direction and we’re very, very excited about it.”

With this tumultuous economic climate, a horrific climate change situation, and an election that will change the lives of all Americans, I’m not sure how many people will be able to go on after hearing this crushing news. Just in case any of you are contemplating doing anything drastic in light of these new developments in Heidiworld, I have included a nice little photo tribute of Heidi Montag from a recent Maxim Magazine shoot… acting like a perfect angel…cupping her all natural exposed breasts…and her virgin ass that you can bounce a quarter off of…OK, I will stop with the sarcasm and just let your eyes feast on the visual goodies.

The Real Sarah Palin On SNL

Posted by admin On October - 19 - 2008

It was a rumor for quite some time, and I didn’t think it would ever materialize, but it has! After weeks and weeks of parodies and spot on impersonations, Sarah Palin finally visited Saturday Night Live and upstaged Tina Fey once and for all. After some chatter with Alec Baldwin and a brief cameo from Mark Wahlberg, Sara Palin and Tina Fey finally crossed paths on the same stage. Check out the video below:

Shortly after the initial sketch, Sarah Palin visited the Weekend Update with Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers. After skipping out on a chance to spit some rhymes, Amy decided to take over the stage and steal the show. Check out Palin as she bobs her head uncomfortably and gives us a “you betcha!”. As much as I hate to admit it, Palin is a trooper while she’s getting ragged on. All you Mavericks, put your hands in the air!