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Amy Winehouse Naked At The Beach

Posted by admin On December - 21 - 2008

It seems as if Amy Winehouse has decided to follow in the footsteps of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan by getting naked just about anywhere she goes. This time, Amy Winehouse decided to take off her top while at Caribbean paradise St Lucia. She’s definitely not my idea of a super hot celebrity, but a naked celebrity is still a naked celebrity.

Some are saying that her stomach pooch may be a sign of Amy Winehouse returning back to a normal lifestyle, but I’d be willing to bet that the stomach bump is nothing more than a result of some serious binge drinking. I’m also not normally a fan of boob jobs, but it looks like these celebrity boobs may need some augmentation before they turn into something you’d see in the pages of National Geographic!

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Carmen Electra Nude In Playboy

Posted by admin On December - 19 - 2008

In the December-January issue of Playboy, Hugh Hefner has decided to place none other than Tara Leigh Patrick…aka Carmen Electra on the cover of his 55th anniversary issue. The ex-Baywatch star (as well as a consistent piece of eye candy in Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Disaster Movie) has officially landed the top spot on my MILF Meter, as well as her 5th feature in Playboy Magazine. At 36 years old, I’m beginning to wonder what fountain this beauty is drinking from to instill her eternal youth…or why Michael Jackson hasn’t called her plastic surgeon to fix up his gnarly grill!

While this Pussycat Doll dancer isn’t selling millions of records like her counterparts, the Playboy spread shows us all that her Pussycat is actually trimmed like a Playboy bunny! Check out the pictures below of Carmen Electra in the 55th anniversary edition of Playboy Magazine, and be sure to buy one at the newsstands.

If buying Playboy Magazine isn’t your thing, why not indulge yourself by checking out Playboy Cyber Club? It’s the only place where you can see all of the celebrity babes who have posed for Playboy Magazine over the years!

AnnaLynne McCord Nipple Slip

Posted by admin On November - 21 - 2008

AnnaLynne McCord isn’t a nipple slip newbie, but this is the first time her perky nipples have made an appearance involuntarily on the set of Beverly Hills 90210. While shooting a scene in which her character Naomi Clark runs like a cheetah across the beach, her braless boob slipped out apparently unnoticed from her free flowing spaghetti strap top. As expected, AnnaLynne McCord has perfect pink nipples to accent her perfect perky celebrity boobs.

The critics have been raising a stink about how skinny the actresses on Beverly Hills 90210 are, but now that I have seen this, I can say that I believe they are wrong. After all, if AnnaLynne McCord had more meat on her bones, it would keep her top from slipping down! Hail to the celebrity nipple slip, and fight to keep that weight off as long as it aids in letting the tops slip off!

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Carla Gallo Nude In Californication

Posted by admin On November - 18 - 2008

In what is quickly becoming my favorite show of all time, Californication has brought us yet another naked hottie to add to our collection of softcore celebrity nudity. Carla Gallo who plays Daisy has been nude several times throughout the show, but this scene was by far the hottest.

Evan Handler as Charlie Runkle gets some time alone with her when his wife Marcy Runkle played by Pamela Adlon is away at rehab for her out of control coke habbit. What makes it all so interesting is that Daisy is an up and coming pornstar that is managed by failed agent Charlie Runkle. Did I also mention that Charlie Runkle is a premature ejaculator that extends his sex session with Daisy when she does some weird kegel pretzel thing, making him the self proclaimed “King Of Fuck Mountain”?

If all this doesn’t make you want to watch the show (if you already don’t), I don’t know what will. You have to believe me when I say that this is Carla Gallo’s best performance since she danced with Jonah Hill in Superbad, leaving him with her period blood on his pants. I can guarantee however, that Carla Gallo was not on her period when this steamy sex scene was filmed!

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Kendra Wilkinson Leaves Hugh Hefner

Posted by admin On November - 14 - 2008

Well its official: Kendra Wilkinson has decided that she’s leaving her 82 year old sugar daddy for a 26 year old NFL player that is 4th on his teams wide receiver depth chart. Hank Baskett requested permission from Playboy founder Hugh Hefner before proposing to his plastic fiancée.

While it might not sound all that creepy, this might make you scratch your head a bit: “Hef is like a father to her so he’s going to be the one to give her away,” Baskett reportedly told an ABC affiliate in Philadelphia. “That’s why I wanted his blessings and her mom’s blessing.”

Ok…It’s weird enough that he’s stealing an 82 year old’s trophy blonde, but it’s even stranger that the 82 year old has most likely shoved his Viagra infused wang in her coochie while maintaining the title of a father figure to her. I thought things like this only happened in places that bottle moonshine and have ho-downs, but I digress.

While Hank Baskett might not be the best wide receiver in the NFL, 1 thing is for certain: He’s got one of the hottest women in the world to huddle up with, and I hope that she’ll be handling his balls for years to come. Enjoy your honeymoon! In the mean time, we’ll all just be enjoying the pics of your fiancée naked…We all hope you don’t mind!

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Adrienne Bailon Nude

Posted by admin On November - 10 - 2008

I’m not sure where Disney finds these chicks, but we’ve got yet another one of their starlets naked and showing off their naked goodies to their boyfriends. As always seems to be the case, their laptop gets “stolen” from an airport, a blackmail fee is paid, and the images still manage to leak. The first time, it was pictures of Vanessa Hudgens nude, and now thanks to Egotastic, we get a chance to see Adrienne Bailon nude! I am starting to think that these celebrities should listen to the airport warnings about keeping their eyes on their belongings at all times, if they really don’t want their naked pictures being seen all over the net.

Adrienne Bailon is a girl I’ve always seen around when flipping channels, and I have always thought she had that cocky, arrogant, “around the way” thing going. I’m glad to see that my suspicions were right, and this is evident by the trashy tattoo she has slapped on her big bouncy buns. I definitely wouldn’t mind seeing those buns doing naughty things, and if she follows in the footsteps of her boyfriend Robert Kardashian’s sister Kim Kardashian, there may be a sex tape hitting the internet porn circuit real soon!

Until the sex tape hits, these pictures can confirm a few things for us:

  • #1. Adrienne Bailon shaved her little coochie.
  • #2. Adrienne Bailon spends a lot of money on fancy bras that wouldn’t stay on 3 seconds if she were baring it personally in front of any man or lesbian woman.
  • #3. She obviously feels that her celebrity ass is her best asset. It’d probably be safe to assume that her favorite position is doggystyle.
  • #4. The fact that Adrienne Bailon has a tattoo on her ass means that that doompa probably has a high pain tolerance, and that some fun spanking could be done without any resistance.
  • #5. This Cheetah Girl doesn’t have any spots!

Just in case you feel like pitting the two Disney stars against one another, here are the nude pictures of Vanessa Hudgens to compare Adrienne Bailon to. She seems to have a bit more grass on the field, but I wouldn’t mind playing ball with either one!

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