What the hell is in the water in the United Kingdom? I’m not talking about the stereotypical bad teeth that some of the population has, but I am talking about the high quality of women that they have, that also seem more than willing to get naked for the rest of the world to see! Sure we have beautiful women in America, but those that are, hide their goodies unless they are strapped for cash, far from famous, and a rich porn producer comes their way.

It seems that with the UK’s cultural acceptance of nudity, the famously beautiful have no reserve when it comes to bearing their boobs and flashing their shapely asses. Case in point: Vikki Blows.

The pinup princess has already contributed her part of making 2009 a great year by releasing her 2009 Vikki Blows Calendar, in which she greets us every month with a super seductive photo. Some highlights are Vikki Blows topless bending over in pink panties and fishnets with roller skates, showing some side-boobage and her cute lilly white ass, and showing some cameltoe while sipping on a soda and in a sheer bra and panties while drinking from a titty mug.

Enjoy these photos, and make sure to buy the Vikki Blows calendar so that you can enjoy her sexy pinup photos all year round. I am now officially counting down the days until the New Year!

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In somewhat shocking Hollywood news, actor Joaquin Phoenix has decided to step away from the big screen. He announced yesterday that Two Lovers with Gwyneth Paltrow and Vinessa Shaw will be his final film, which is scheduled to be released in early 2009.

“This will be my last performance as an actor. I’m not doing films anymore… I’ve been through that. I’ve done it… I’m dead serious.”

The actor is citing his early exit as being a result of his role in Walk The Line in which he played the late, great, Johnny Cash. After being chosen by Johnny Cash himself to star in the amazing bio-pic, Phoenix not only got to play the Man in Black, but actually sing the tunes. After completing the film and becoming fairly competent on the guitar, Phoenix realized that he has a lot of demons that he feels he needs to expel through music. Joaquin Phoenix has been working with Tim Burgess, frontman for the UK group The Charlatans on his debut album.

The two-time Oscar nominee appeared on a red carpet for a charity event with his brother in law, Casey Affleck. When being asked to elaborate, His response was “It’s Casey’s time now.” Not to be mean, but Casey Affleck has been around for quite sometime without showing much skill or anything for people to get excited about. It’s like Michael Jordan christening Mugsy Bogues as the next great NBA center.

Let’s hope that Joaquin Phoenix follows in the footsteps of Kevin Bacon, Eddie Murphy and Billie Bob: Making some suck-ass music only to return to the big screen once again!

English beauty Jennifer Ellison is a woman that I’ve never been turned on to…until now. Of course I speak figuratively and literally when I say that, and I thought I should show you all why. Jennifer Ellison is best known for playing Emily Shadwick in the soap opera Brookside and as Meg Giry in the 2004 film adaptation of The Phantom of the Opera. She is a former girlfriend of Steven Gerrard, the Liverpool and England footballer. All I can wonder at this point is how Steven Gerrard let this amazing blonde minx get away!

Ellison is currently featured in Maxim magazine’s Girls of Maxim gallery, but I must tell you that it has nothing on the eye candy that she handed out to us all in Loaded Magazine! Looking through these photos, I am motivated to write her a super sappy love poem. I’m tempted to frolic around a green pasture in a white smock and in a headband made of daffidels. Ahh, who am I kidding. After seeing Jennifer Ellison showing off her amazing milk bubbles and her perfectly sculpted ass in sexy fishnet pantyhose, I’m considering calling one of those 1-900 chat lines and kicking back to watch some Skin-a-max on demand!

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I remember the days when Anne Hathaway was such a sweet, innocent actress, making her name known by being the star in cutesy films such as The Princess Diaries and The Devil Wears Prada. My how the apple has fallen far from the tree, as it has with countless post-Disney stars. While there is no nudity which Anne Hathaway clearly isn’t opposed to as evidenced in Brokeback Mountain, Anne had no problem posing in her panties and with a cigarette with Vogue Magazine. Enjoy the pictures below!

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Sure Hollywood provides us with some great entertainment that can be viewed at home snuggling with a loved one, or at a theatre with a date…but sometimes it gives us entertainment that can be ::ahem:: viewed alone with a glass of merlot, a bottle or Jergens and a worn out sock.

These preview images from the upcoming movie The Good Life featuring Zooey Deschanel leads one to believe that this upcoming flick will be one of those to view when you want to have some alone time. Zooey Deschanel has always looked so amazing in all of her films and even put out a pretty decent album under the name She & Him, but we’ve never gotten a chance to peak at her perky celebrity C’s until now. In this film, we get to see her tigglebitties, but it looks like we won’t get to see those perky nipples quite yet.

Sure this is just a side boob shot, but it’s been rumored that Zooey Deschanel will be baring it all in an upcoming biopic about Janis Joplin. Until that time comes, this will have to do. Check out these super sexy screencaps of some Zooey Deschanel side boob!

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When you marry Madonna, you do so because of 5 things:

1. She’s got more money than what the US banking system needed to be bailed out.
2. She has the most amazing MILF body on the entire planet, that looks like it’s been chiseled out of fine marble by Michelangelo himself.
3. Her British accent makes my private part tingle…especially since it’s fake and she recreated the British tongue so well. I wonder what else that tongue of hers can do.
4. She can sing Like A Virgin at a Karaoke bar, and sound just like the original.
5. After seeing the pictures and videos, you know that she’d be giving up her billionaire booty on a nightly basis.

Apparently if all five of these facts are upheld, than Madonna is more than wife worthy. Take away one, and Madge can kick rocks…Especially if the one thing Madonna drops is the nightly sexcapades.

According to London’s Daily Mail, Guy Ritchie put a halt to the marriage when Madonna’s 4 hour gym sessions cut into their bedroom workouts. Any man can tell you that having to schedule sex, makes sex about as fun as a visit to the proctologist.

Being that Madonna is 50 and Guy Ritchie is worth just as much, he decided that the thing to do is to drop the ball and chain, confront his midlife crisis, and bang as many hot starfuckers as possible. Can you blame him? If you were in his position, you’d do the same, but since you aren’t and you’d give your left nut to see Madonna lying naked in your bed, I figure some pictures of Madonna naked might be the next best thing.  Here’s to divorce, and a newly single diva on the market for all of us single men to try and woo!

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