When you marry Madonna, you do so because of 5 things:
1. She’s got more money than what the US banking system needed to be bailed out.
2. She has the most amazing MILF body on the entire planet, that looks like it’s been chiseled out of fine marble by Michelangelo himself.
3. Her British accent makes my private part tingle…especially since it’s fake and she recreated the British tongue so well. I wonder what else that tongue of hers can do.
4. She can sing Like A Virgin at a Karaoke bar, and sound just like the original.
5. After seeing the pictures and videos, you know that she’d be giving up her billionaire booty on a nightly basis.
Apparently if all five of these facts are upheld, than Madonna is more than wife worthy. Take away one, and Madge can kick rocks…Especially if the one thing Madonna drops is the nightly sexcapades.
According to London’s Daily Mail, Guy Ritchie put a halt to the marriage when Madonna’s 4 hour gym sessions cut into their bedroom workouts. Any man can tell you that having to schedule sex, makes sex about as fun as a visit to the proctologist.
Being that Madonna is 50 and Guy Ritchie is worth just as much, he decided that the thing to do is to drop the ball and chain, confront his midlife crisis, and bang as many hot starfuckers as possible. Can you blame him? If you were in his position, you’d do the same, but since you aren’t and you’d give your left nut to see Madonna lying naked in your bed, I figure some pictures of Madonna naked might be the next best thing. Here’s to divorce, and a newly single diva on the market for all of us single men to try and woo!
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