Every once in a while, I like to look at naked women and act as if I am enjoying fine art. In this case, I am looking at nude celebrities and acting in this manner. Timothy White has just released a book titled Hollywood Pinup and I must say that is nothing short of amazing. How a person is able to get such A-List ass in one place to shoot nude photos is beyond me. Of course these aren’t full frontal nudies, nor do they show nipple, but we are given some pretty nice views of celebrity side boobs and barely covered booties!

Some personal observations:

• Angie Harmon flosses her ass with a diamond G-string while flashing a coy smile. I wonder if her G-string is scratchy, or if she wears this sort of thing everyday.

• Gina Gershon has figured out how to age in reverse, and she can be gymnast flexible without batting an eyelash. I swear… I have looked at this picture for 5 minutes and she hasn’t blinked once!

• Kate Hudson has some serious curvature in the butt department. I’d love curl up next to her and use her buns as a pillow. I bet it’d feel like a combination of a memory foam pillow and one of those stress balls.

• Meadow Soprano (Jamie-Lynn Sigler) has bigger jugs than I expected, and as noted in Entourage a few weeks back, she gives handjobs to fat guys like Turtle on airplanes. If I ever see her, I’m going to puff my belly out and ask for a groin massage.

• Seeing Mary-Kate Olsen in tiny panties and her hands gingerly gracing her breasts makes me feel like a dirty old man at age 27. I can never watch Full House again. I just can’t.

• Salma Hayek is porcelain doll that should roll over to show us some breast…but then we wouldn’t see her petite bubble butt. I’m torn as to which view I’d rather see. Maybe she can pull a Linda Blair and rotate her ass 180 degrees so that her boobs and booty are all in line with one another. Sure it sounds weird, but think of the possibilities!

Enjoy the rest of these ladies below, and be sure to check them all out on Mr. Skin. He’s generally got videos and pictures of them all showing 100% uncovered naked celebrity skin!

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